Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Advil

Ugh, I just hate that time of the month! And fellas, don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about because I know you hate it too. I mean, you have to walk on eggshells just so we don’t turn all Medusa on your ass. One good thing about this time is the availability of Advil. Now, I usually hate taking any kind of meds at all but Advil I don’t mind so much. It’s like you take this magical candy pill (or two…or three in my case) and your stomach, leg and back ache are all gone for 3 hours! So win-win!

I don’t think anyone could have expressed my love for Advil better than BJ Novak:

The Skittles of Painkillers
Why are Advil so fucking delicious?
It makes me look forward to my next headache.
They should come out with “Minimum Strength” so that we could take six or eight of them at a time instead of just two.

Ditto that, my brotha. Ditto that.

Advil
Price: $15.25 (325 tablets)
Costco.com

BJ Novak
Price: Priceless

3 comments:

TimaSue said...

Hey there's a bright side - the sharks aren't going to be hunting you down this weekend!

Andrea said...

This stuff is great! I wouldn't get through it w/o it! Praise Jeezy for the magical little pill :)

Eunice said...

You guys must think I must be addicted if I am writing a blog about Advil. Come on?! I only take them during this time. As the catchy Amy Winehouse song says: “They try to make me go to rehab, but I say NO, NO, NO”